You know that time when it seems like every second word is “Fuck You Mommy”
A time you never prepared for
Endless boardroom meetings could not have prepared you for the fuckyness that is the age FOUR
Not like that awesome SA bred group
More like FUCK! Where’s the manual?.
Four is the start of the backchat , the epic eye rolls and the not so subtle tsk
A time when you as a parent are not even sure if your name is “Mommy”
It’s like the pre teen years, 8 years too early
Your face is no longer tired,it’s more flabergasted
Like, is this mine? I bore you, you backchatting, eye rolling, tsk-ing litte person
9 months and then this?
Hell no! Sit the kid down and lay down the rules. Simple. Easy. Followable.
I wish someone warned me about the these years. The times I would more than doubt my ability as a parent. Fuck Me Fours & I don’t want her to grow up